'Brilliant... Equal parts irreverent, cheeky and vitally important... Charming... Much too valuable to tuck away until the zombies come... A gardening manual that you can put to use immediately, regardless of your situation' Zombie Research Society. Climate change? Brexit? Screaming brain-biters? Don't lose the plot, this book can help! Irreverent, straightforward and useful, it shows even complete beginners how to grow enough of their own food to survive when Armageddon arrives and imports collapse. Or even if they don't. A grow-your-own guide for the generation who'd rather eat compost than watch Gardeners' World, it tells you how to sow and grow 20 key crops, whether you have two pots, a patio or a whole allotment to play with. It takes you through what seeds, tools and other kit you'll need, teaches you how to plan and plant your site for maximum nutrition, and suggests gardening projects to get underway while civilization still stands, from growing dinner in a dustbin to a juice bar on a balcony. All while sticking a garden fork in the eye of the undead. Gardening for the Zombie Apocalypse: surviving has never been so much fun.

Just because the undead's taste buds are atrophying doesn't mean yours have to! You duck into the safest-looking abandoned house you can find and hold your breath as you listen for the approaching zombie horde you've been running from all day. You hear a gurgling sound. Is it the undead? No—it's your stomach. When the zombie apocalypse tears down life and society as we know it, it will mean no more take out, no more brightly lit, immaculately organized aisles of food just waiting to be plucked effortlessly off the shelves. No more trips down to the local farmers' market. No more microwaved meals in front of the TV or intimate dinner parties. No, when the undead rise, eating will be hard, and doing it successfully will become an art. The Art of Eating through the Zombie Apocalypse is a cookbook and culinary field guide for the busy zpoc survivor. With more than 80 recipes (from Overnight of the Living Dead French Toast and It's Not Easy Growing Greens Salad to Down & Out Sauerkraut, Honey & Blackberry Mead, and Twinkie Trifle), scads of gastronomic survival tips, and dozens of diagrams and illustrations that help you scavenge, forage, and improvise your way to an artful post-apocalypse meal. The Art of Eating is the ideal handbook for efficient food sourcing and inventive meal preparation in the event of an undead uprising. Whether you decide to hole up in your own home or bug out into the wilderness, whether you prefer to scavenge the dregs of society or try your hand at apocalyptic agriculture, and regardless of your level of skill or preparation, The Art of Eating will help you navigate the wasteland and make the most of what you eat.

**The Zombie Outbreak Handbook Your Essential Guide to Survive and Thrive in the Urban Jungle** In a world turned upside down by hoards of undead, your city can be either a perilous trap or your best ally. Discover how to transform the urban landscape into your sanctuary with "The Zombie Outbreak Handbook," your indispensable guide to navigating, surviving, and prospering in a zombie-infested metropolis. **Chapter Highlights** 1. **Introduction to Urban Survival** Gain a deep understanding of urban environments and the unique challenges they pose. Learn to assess and adapt to your surroundings to maximize your chances of survival. 2. **Urban Shelter Options** From high-rise apartments to underground spaces, discover the best places to fortify and call home. Learn how to transform abandoned buildings into impenetrable fortresses. 3. **Urban Scavenging Techniques** Identify valuable resources among the debris of civilization. Master safe scavenging practices and creative methods to repurpose urban waste into essential survival tools. 4. **Building an Urban Survival Kit** Equip yourself with the essential items specifically tailored for an urban setting. Learn about compact and concealable gear along with multi-purpose tools that could make all the difference. 5. **Urban Stealth and Evasion** Master the art of moving quietly through the city’s dangerously quiet streets. Learn how to avoid confrontations, deploy distractions effectively, and stay invisible to both zombies and potentially hostile survivors. 6. **Urban Combat Tactics** Engage in hand-to-hand combat, utilize urban weapons, and get a primer on basic firearm knowledge to protect yourself and your group. 7. **Securing Food and Water** Discover the hidden sources of potable water, urban foraging techniques, and how to identify safe food sources in the concrete jungle. 8. **Navigating the Urban Terrain** Make use of maps, GPS, and acquire intimate knowledge of the city's layout for safe and efficient travel routes. 9. **Urban Communication Strategies** Stay connected without relying on the power grid. Learn about silent communication methods and the wise use of technology during an apocalypse. 10. **Psychological Resilience** Fortify your mind against the relentless stress of survival. Adopt mental health practices and build a robust survival mindset to keep moving forward amid chaos. 11. **Medical Care in the City** Arm yourself with first aid essentials, locate vital medical supplies, and manage common injuries under urban conditions. 12. **Finding and Forming Alliances** Identify trustworthy individuals and form cohesive groups. Understand group dynamics and establish a support network that strengthens your survival chances. 13. **Dealing with Urban Zombie Herds** Learn to understand zombie herd behavior, find safe observation points, and implement strategies to divert these dangerous groups away from your path. 14. **Sustaining Long-Term Urban Survival** From urban gardening to renewable energy sources, discover methods to create long-term solutions and sustain your existence within the city limits. 15. **Exit Strategies and Relocation** Know when it’s time to move on. Plan your optimal escape route and find safer havens when the city can no longer serve as your sanctuary. Equip yourself with "The Zombie Outbreak Handbook" and transform urban chaos into your haven of survival. Whether you're a seasoned prepper or new to the survival game, this comprehensive guide will arm you with the knowledge to outlast the apocalypse.

From clever time savers you'd have never thought of, to specialized organic know-how, 101 Organic Gardening Hacks gives you the dirt on smart gardening.

"Get the story of the mulchifying super hit "Plants vs. Zombies(TM)" from the "zombies'" point of view. Part zombie memoir, part celebration of zombie triumphs, and part antiplant screed, this treasure trove of never-before-seen concept art covers "Plants vs. Zombies," "Plants vs. Zombies 2," "Plants vs. Zombies Adventures," "Plants vs. Zombies: Garden Warfare," and more!"--Publisher.

Seed saving guru Caleb Warnock guides you through the process of saving your own seeds and cultivating a garden all your own. Discover the secrets to saving seeds from more than thirty vegetable varieties, from brussels sprouts to sunchokes and everything in between. He explains •The difficulty level of saving that kind of seed. •Which other varieties will cross-pollinate with the seed. •The minimum number of plants you’ll need for a good seed crop. •How to harvest the seeds and make them usable. Use this guide to become a more self-sustaining gardener and create a wealth of seeds your family can use for years to come!

The idea of a zombie apocalypse has long fascinated people through movies, books, and popular culture, but why create a survival guide for something so seemingly fictional? The truth is that this guide offers value far beyond just preparing for an imagined apocalypse. It is about preparing for real-world disasters—whether a pandemic, societal collapse, or other large-scale emergencies. The principles of survival, self-reliance, and resourcefulness remain the same regardless of the scenario. While zombies may not be real, the need to be prepared for unpredictable and life-threatening situations is very real. This guide aims to help you cultivate the skills, mindset, and preparedness necessary to navigate the challenges of any crisis. Whether the world is facing a zombie apocalypse or a natural disaster, knowing how to protect yourself, your loved ones, and your community is essential.

The founder of Gardenerd.com presents ultimate guide to organic gardening for geeks who want to know the science behind flourishing flora. In Gardening for Geeks, Christy Wilhelmi breaks down the biology and ecology of gardening in an engaging and accessible way. She explains how plants work, how soil lives, how bugs help, and much more. Plus she offers practical advice on everything from planning to pest control. Filled with more than one hundred fifty photos, step-by-step processes, helpful diagrams and illustrations, and expert tips, this beginner's guide covers all the gardening basics, whether you're planting in the country or in an urban area. Christy then introduces more advanced concepts, strategies, and techniques to help you get the most out of your garden. This edition also includes plant profiles, the latest research and terminology, and more photographs and illustrations.

When the zombie apocalypse starts, it's imperative to be ready. After the panic ensues and people are running in every direction, survivors will need to make split-second decisions that will lead them to safety or into the clutches of brain-hungry zombies. Luckily, readers have this survival guide to know how to spot zombies, choose the best hiding places, and discern what to do when a hoard finally sniffs them out. This exhilarating book is an action-packed adventure, full of creepy images and entertaining text.

"We guarantee this is the only tool you need to survive the zombie apocalypse. OK, that's not really true. But when the SHTF you're going to want a survival guide that's not just geared toward day-to-day survival. You'll need one that addresses the essential skills for true nourishment of the human spirit. Living through the end of the world isn't worth a damn unless you can enjoy yourself in any way you want. (Except, of course, for anything having to do with abuse. We could never condone such things. At least the publisher's lawyers say we can't.) We can't guarantee this guide will save your life. But we can guarantee it will keep you smiling while the living dead are chowing down on you."--Publisher's website.