The day Hillary was promoted to Secret Agent was the happiest day of her life. Her first case: the case of the missing hotdog. The hotdog in question is a prized belonging of Playboy Mansion curator Hugh Heffner. Did Bernie Bathers steal the hotdog? Was it Donald Trumpf? Chris Crissy? The Bengassi Committee? Join Hillary and her Sidekick Macy as they track down condiments to locate the thief.

THE UPDATED 2016 EDITION!!! Donald Trump is elected grade school principal. From the weasel who is his hair to his chocolate milk martini, from the school nurse on his lap to the crowning of Mr. America, from the PTA riot to the deportation of Mexican 2nd-graders: See what chaos ensues! Hilarious cartoons on every page! FULL COLOR. Perfect keepsake for an election year.

This limited edition (available until 2016 U.S. Presidential Election Day) contains "Trump for Principal: A Children's Book for American Grownups" and "Secret Agent Hillary and the Case of the Missing Hotdog." Capture an extraordinary election in time with this collector's item. Show your children...your children's children...just how crazy politics got back in '16. COLOR Cartoons on EVERY PAGE. TRUMP (2016 Edition): Donald Trump is elected grade school principal. From the weasel who is his hair to his chocolate milk martini, from the PTA riot to the crowning of Mr. America: See what chaos ensues! HILLARY: The day Hillary was promoted to Secret Agent was the happiest day of her life. Her first case: the case of the missing hotdog. The hotdog in question is a prized belonging of Playboy Mansion curator Hugh Heffner. Did Bernie Bathers steal the hotdog? The Bengassi Committee? Donald Trumpf? Join Hillary and her Sidekick Macy as they track down condiments to locate the thief.