Serving Up Some Funny

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Can you handle a good joke? Serving Up Some Funny is one page after another of tasteful adult jokes collected over the past eight years by a veteran waitress in a family owned and operated diner-style restaurant. Did you hear the one about the cowboy with the erection? How about the boss who went to lunch with his secretary on his birthday? Within these pages you will find dirty jokes tasteful enough to tell at the breakfast counter in your favorite diner. Your audience will be rolling down the aisles and howling with laughter as you serve them up another order of purely funny jokes - extra spicy, of course! Author Bio: Lisa DeMarco grew up in a family reputed to be the "chattiest" people from New Jersey all the way down to the eastern coast of Florida. Her love of storytelling takes a break when she is busy working on her next collection of jokes and humorous writings. A waitress for over twenty years, Lisa can be found in her pink high-tops dishing some good eats and funny jokes at Haystax Restaurant. She lives with her husband, Joey, and two daughters, Amanda Jeane and Makenzie Rae, in Tavares, Florida.

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Author : Lisa DeMarco
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing
Release : 2009-04
File : 125 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781608600694


Serving Up Some Funny House Specials

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Giggles, giggles, and more giggles! Is there such a thing as too much laughter? “NO!” says author Lisa DeMarco, aka America’s Funniest Waitress. A transplant to the Sunshine State, this native Jersey girl prides herself on being able to make total strangers laugh out loud. She believes it is her mission in life to feed the world, while also serving up their daily dose of funnies. Serving Up Some Funny House Specials is her latest ray of tasty delights, plucked from her enormous private stash of jokes. This is her third book in the Serving Up Some Funny series, which includes Adult Menu and Leftovers. House Specials is a tribute to the fabulous men and women who shared their spicy, sassy, tasteless tales with her while she served her 30-plus-year sentence in the hospitality industry. She feels privileged to have met all these kind folks she labeled her “jokesters.” Sadly, most of them have since passed away. “What better way could I honor their memories than to serve up their original, blue-plate special for the world to enjoy? Generations of pure, light-hearted laughter are just waiting to fill your soul. And that’s what it’s all about, isn’t it?” For more jokes, visit Lisa at www.laughswithlisa.com or visit her weekly at www.thevillagesnews.com. She will introduce you to all the unique personalities she has met over the years.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Lisa DeMarco
Publisher : Strategic Book Publishing & Rights Agency
Release : 2022-07-05
File : 166 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781682356678


That S Not Funny

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A 2022 Best Comedy Book, Vulture A rousing call for liberals and progressives to pay attention to the emergence of right-wing comedy and the political power of humor. "Why do conservatives hate comedy? Why is there no right-wing Jon Stewart?" These sorts of questions launch a million tweets, a thousand op-eds, and more than a few scholarly analyses. That's Not Funny argues that it is both an intellectual and politically strategic mistake to assume that comedy has a liberal bias. Matt Sienkiewicz and Nick Marx take readers––particularly self-described liberals––on a tour of contemporary conservative comedy and the "right-wing comedy complex." In That's Not Funny, "complex" takes on an important double meaning. On the one hand, liberals have developed a social-psychological complex—it feels difficult, even dangerous, to acknowledge that their political opposition can produce comedy. At the same time, the right has been slowly building up a comedy-industrial complex, utilizing the humorous, irony-laden media strategies of liberals such as Jon Stewart, Samantha Bee, and John Oliver to garner audiences and supporters. Right-wing comedy has been hiding in plain sight, finding its way into mainstream conservative media through figures ranging from Fox News's Greg Gutfeld to libertarian podcasters like Joe Rogan. That's Not Funny taps interviews with conservative comedians and observations of them in action to guide readers through media history, text, and technique. You will find many of these comedians utterly appalling, some surprisingly funny, and others just plain weird. They are all, however, culturally and politically relevant—the American right is attempting to seize spaces of comedy and irony previously held firmly by the left. You might not like this brand of humor, but you can't ignore it.

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Genre : Performing Arts
Author : Matt Sienkiewicz
Publisher : Univ of California Press
Release : 2024-03-26
File : 238 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9780520402966


The Complete Works Of Louisa May Alcott

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The Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott is a comprehensive collection of the renowned author's literary masterpieces, showcasing her diverse writing styles and themes. From the heartwarming tale of sisterhood in Little Women to the enchanting coming-of-age story in An Old-Fashioned Girl, Alcott's works epitomize the transcendentalist movement of the 19th century. Her narratives are rich in vivid imagery, poignant dialogues, and profound moral lessons, making her a prominent figure in American literature. Alcott's timeless stories continue to resonate with readers of all ages, sparking discussions on gender roles, societal norms, and personal growth. Each page of this collection exudes Alcott's passion for storytelling and her unwavering commitment to empower and inspire her audience. Louisa May Alcott, born into a family of educators and reformers, drew inspiration from her upbringing to address social issues in her writing. Her experiences as a nurse during the Civil War and her close relationship with transcendentalist thinkers like Ralph Waldo Emerson and Henry David Thoreau shaped her progressive views on gender equality and individualism. Alcott's dedication to advocating for women's rights and social reform is evident in her works, making her a pioneer of feminist literature. The Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott serves as a tribute to her enduring legacy, celebrating her influence on American literature and her unwavering commitment to social justice. This remarkable collection is a must-read for bibliophiles and literary enthusiasts seeking to delve into the profound narratives of one of America's most esteemed authors. Whether you are a fan of classic literature or a newcomer to Alcott's works, this diverse compilation offers a captivating journey through the timeless themes of love, family, and the pursuit of happiness. The Complete Works of Louisa May Alcott is a literary treasure trove that promises to captivate and inspire readers for generations to come.

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Genre : Literary Collections
Author : Louisa May Alcott
Publisher : Good Press
Release : 2023-12-29
File : 5300 Pages
ISBN-13 : EAN:8596547793229


Louisa May Alcott Ultimate Collection 16 Novels 150 Short Stories Plays And Poems Illustrated

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In 'LOUISA MAY ALCOTT Ultimate Collection: 16 Novels & 150+ Short Stories, Plays and Poems (Illustrated)', readers are immersed in the diverse literary world created by Louisa May Alcott. Known for her timeless classic 'Little Women', Alcott's collection showcases her ability to capture the essence of life in 19th century America. Her writing style is characterized by its vivid imagery and rich character development, making each story a masterpiece in its own right. The inclusion of illustrations adds an extra layer of depth to the collection, enhancing the reader's experience of Alcott's work. This comprehensive compilation offers a glimpse into the various genres Alcott explored, from novels to short stories, plays, and poems. Through her writings, Alcott sheds light on social issues of her time, making her work both entertaining and thought-provoking. Louisa May Alcott's dedication to her craft and commitment to storytelling shine through in this ultimate collection. Readers will find themselves captivated by her tales and inspired by her literary prowess. Whether you're a fan of classic literature or looking to delve into the works of a renowned author, this collection is a must-read.

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Genre : Literary Collections
Author : Louisa May Alcott
Publisher : Good Press
Release : 2024-01-10
File : 5298 Pages
ISBN-13 : EAN:8596547806189


The Collected Works Of Louisa May Alcott Illustrated Edition

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This unique illustrated collection of Louisa May Alcott's novels, short stories, plays and poems has been formatted to the highest digital standards and adjusted for readability on all devices. Content: Biography Louisa May Alcott: Her Life, Letters, and Journals Novels Little Women Good Wives Little Men Jo's Boys Moods The Mysterious Key and What It Opened An Old Fashioned Girl Work: A Story of Experience Eight Cousins; or, The Aunt-Hill Rose in Bloom: A Sequel to Eight Cousins Under the Lilacs Jack and Jill: A Village Story Behind a Mask, or a Woman's Power The Abbot's Ghost, Or Maurice Treherne's Temptation A Modern Mephistopheles Pauline's Passion and Punishment Short Story Collections Aunt Jo's Scrap-Bag Shawl-Straps Jimmy's Cruise in the Pinafore An Old-Fashioned Thanksgiving Lulu's Library Flower Fables On Picket Duty, and other tales Spinning-Wheel Stories A Garland for Girls Silver Pitchers: and Independence, a Centennial Love Story A Merry Christmas & Other Christmas Stories Other Short Stories and Novelettes Hospital Sketches Marjorie's Three Gifts Perilous Play A Whisper in the Dark Lost in a Pyramid, or the Mummy's Curse A Modern Cinderella A Country Christmas Aunt Kipp Debby's Debut My Red Cap Nelly's Hospital Psyche's Art The Brothers Poetry A.B.A A Little Grey Curl To Papa In Memoriam Plays Bianca Captive of Castile Ion Norna; or, The Witch's Curse The Greek Slave The Unloved Wife Louisa May Alcott (1832-1888) was an American novelist and poet best known as the author of the classic Little Women and its sequels Little Men and Jo's Boys. Alcott was an abolitionist and a feminist. "Little Women” is a semi-autobiographical account of the author's childhood with her sisters in Concord, Massachusetts. "Good Wives” followed the March sisters into adulthood and marriage. "Little Men” detailed Jo's life at the Plumfield School that she founded with her husband Professor Bhaer. "Jo's Boys” completed the "March Family Saga".

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Genre : Fiction
Author : Louisa May Alcott
Publisher : e-artnow
Release : 2017-08-07
File : 5289 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9788027200689


Thanksgiving Stories

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The anthology 'Thanksgiving Stories' represents a veritable feast of literary craftsmanship, weaving together the rich tapestries of American culture, tradition, and history through a collection that spans multiple genres and themes. This compendium showcases a wide array of literary styles, from the introspective fiction of George Eliot to the captivating folklore delineated by Andrew Lang, underscoring the depth and diversity of experiences associated with the Thanksgiving holiday. Notably, the collection does not rest on the laurels of any single contributor but rather celebrates the collective excellence and thematic resonance achieved through their combined efforts, making it a significant contribution to the landscape of American literature. The contributing authors and editors, from Harriet Beecher Stowes profound narratives to Lucy Maud Montgomerys enchanting stories, bring forth a mosaic of backgrounds that enrich the anthologys exploration of Thanksgiving. These writers, many of whom were pivotal figures in their respective eras, collectively contribute to a diverse and nuanced portrayal of the holiday, aligning with various historical, cultural, and literary movements. This amalgamation not only serves to reflect the multifaceted nature of Thanksgiving but also accentuates the evolving American identity and social fabric, spotlighting moments of unity, reflection, and celebration. 'Thanksgiving Stories' is an indispensable anthology for readers keen on exploring the breadth and depth of Thanksgiving through a literary lens. Offering a unique vantage point into the holiday's significance across different historical epochs and societal contexts, this collection is a treasure trove of insights, emotions, and narratives. Readers are encouraged to delve into its pages to appreciate the rich blend of voices and styles, fostering a deeper understanding of the heritage and traditions that continue to shape Thanksgiving. Beyond its educational value, the anthology invites readers into a dialogue with the past and present, making it a compelling read for anyone interested in the interplay between history, culture, and literature.

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Genre : Fiction
Author : Harriet Beecher Stowe
Publisher : Good Press
Release : 2023-12-27
File : 595 Pages
ISBN-13 : EAN:8596547791805


The Civil Service Record

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Genre : Civil service
Author : Arthur Hobart
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Release : 1888
File : 658 Pages
ISBN-13 : UCAL:C2676500


Little Women Abroad

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Supporting materials and information relating to the people and places mentioned in the correspondence highlight this compilation of seventy-one letters by celebrated writer Louisa and her artist sister Abby May, who tell of their experiences during their fourteen-month literary tour of Europe in 1870.

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Genre : Biography & Autobiography
Author : Louisa May Alcott
Publisher : University of Georgia Press
Release : 2008
File : 374 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9780820330099


The Mad Fisherman

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Charlie Moore was married with two kids (and one on the way) when his Massachusetts bait-and-tackle shop sank without a trace. A skilled fisherman and a savvy entrepreneur trained in his father's cigar shop, Charlie decided to support his family by starring on his own TV fishing show. After all, the ones playing on the TV in Charlie's shop all day had one thing in common: they were dull. As a rule, people called Charlie many things, but never, ever dull. In fact, when he told friends about his television idea, they called him crazy. Today, everyone calls him the Mad Fisherman. The Mad Fisherman is the incredible story of how Charlie cold-called his way into doing short spots for no money for a regional outdoors show while working odd jobs to pay for diapers. When the TV station refused to pay up once the show was a hit, he hooked show sponsors himself, turning Charlie Moore Outdoors into a profitable enterprise. Charlie's success opened doors at ESPN and gave birth to the groundbreaking Beat Charlie Moore, an entirely new kind of outdoors show on which Charlie goes mano y mano with pro fishermen and celebrities alike. Charlie's very competitive, but he still pays more attention to amusing his audience than beating his competitors. But he usually does both, anyway. Guest fishermen on Charlie's boat have included NFL quarterback Drew Bledsoe, Massachusetts governor and presidential hopeful Mitt Romney (who waterskiied off the back of Charlie's boat), Rickey Medlocke of Lynyrd Skynyrd, UConn basketball coach Jim Calhoun, Ted Nugent, Adam West (TV's Batman), and Darryl McDaniels of Run-DMC. No matter how famous they are on dry land, they turn into ordinary guys when Charlie hands them a fishing pole. Well, except Ted Nugent. With unflagging energy, a wild sense of humor, and a sheer love of the outdoors, Charlie Moore entertains and amuses a million and a half people every week.

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Genre : Sports & Recreation
Author : Charlie Moore
Publisher : Macmillan
Release : 2009-05-26
File : 241 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781429934633