The Failed Text

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There are numerous ways to understand failure in literature: failure to produce a work of demonstrable literary merit, or failure to publish a work despite such merit; failure to see something translated, adapted or performed adequately, or indeed to see it translated, adapted or performed at all; failure to establish a connection with the contemporary reading public, failure to please critics, or to charm readers and hence the failure to achieve substantial sales. An author or a literary wor...

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Genre : Literary Criticism
Author : José Luis Martínez-Dueñas Espejo
Publisher : Cambridge Scholars Publishing
Release : 2014-10-17
File : 245 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781443869911


Text Fails

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Are you looking for the best and hottest compilation of text fails and smartphone autocorrect fails that probably got those who sent them to wish they could disappear, bomb the phone service provider at least to make sure the message was not delivered or to wipe off the memory of those who the message was sent to? If you've answered YES, keep reading… You Are About To Discover Extremely Funny, Rib-Cracking Text Fails And Autocorrect Mishaps On Smartphones That Will Leave A Part Of You Wishing These Should Not Have Happened To Anyone! I know you've seen fails on Twitter, Facebook, Instagram and other social media sites. Perhaps you've even had an instance here and there like sending an inappropriate message that was meant for a partner to a mutual friend, parent or child or found yourself having to explain yourself because the autocorrect on your smartphone decided to replace the words you wrote to something that changed the meaning of the text. You are not alone! Thousands of people do that every day! And you are about to find a collection of these texts just to laugh yourself crazy at some people's misfortunes, just as some may laugh at your text fails! Perhaps you are wondering… Is the collection comprehensive, featuring texts involving different groups of people, like parents, partners, work related and more? Are they nicely categorized for easy navigation? The answer to these is a simple YES! In this book, you will discover: • A collection of text fails involving friends who are chatting • A collection of hilarious autocorrect mishaps relating to time • The best collection of couple text fails that will leave your mouth wide open in awe • The best collection of mom and dad text fails that probably left the recipients mum • Random autocorrected messages that will leave your mind spinning • 20 Autocorrected mishaps that will leave you rolling on the ground with laughter • How texting could possibly ruin your relationships or embarrass you • How to turn off autocorrect on your smartphone to protect yourself from embarrassment • And much more! Yes, even if you are not the type to laugh at other people's misfortunes, this book will break those inhibitions and leave your ribs hurting because of laughter. Scroll up and click Buy Now With 1-Click or Buy Now to get started!

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Genre : Juvenile Fiction
Author : Funny Academy
Publisher : Youcanprint
Release : 2022-01-31
File : 373 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9791220366380


Failed Methods And Ideology In Canonical Interpretation Of Biblical Texts

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This volume by the late Bernd J. Diebner presents an anthology of studies previously published only in German from 1971 to 2020 on a wide range of topics in biblical studies. The 18 essays in this collection offer profound insight into the works of German scholarship which have strongly influenced biblical studies and related research in the 20th century. Being an important, but lesser recognized ‘member’ of the Copenhagen school, Diebner voiced serious criticism of contemporary biblical scholarship which is discussed in the first seven chapters. The remaining chapters offer challenging new perspectives on well-known themes, narratives, and compositions related to history, ideology, and archaeology, on the one hand, and text and canon, on the other, as alternatives to traditional historical–critical approaches. Now published in English for the first time, this volume makes these essays available to Anglophone students and scholars of biblical and ancient Near Eastern studies.

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Genre : History
Author : Bernd Diebner
Publisher : Taylor & Francis
Release : 2023-10-31
File : 341 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781000968972


Text Fails From Mum

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Technologically challenged, clumbsy thumbsy, whatever you want to call it Mum's have the tendency to text you cringe worthy dialogue. Whether this is because they haven't yet mastered the 21st century phone or because they live to embarrass you throughout all forms of communication, Text Fails from Mum, is a hilarious collection of our all time favourite texts from Mum. Please stop changing the google logo so much, I like the original one. Mum I don't change the logo. Google changes it. On my computer, you don't run the Google? If I did I wouldn't be driving a 2004 Ford. Andy, I can't find my phone. Can you call it so I can try and track it down? I don't have time to be quippy, mum. It's in your hand. What? No it's not. I've got a bag of groceries in my hand. Are you saying it's in the grocery bag? How do you know these things!? WHAT ARE YOU TEXTING ME WITH!? Never mind! I found it! Thanks! This humour gift book is the laugh out loud answer to the annual conundrum what should I get Mum for Christmas, Mother's Day and her Birthday? Text Fails From Mum is the perfect stocking filler, and a gift all the family can relate to and enjoy.

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Genre : Humor
Author : Your Mum
Publisher : Bonnier Publishing Ltd.
Release : 2016-10-06
File : 224 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781911274421


The Network Security Center

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Genre : Computer security
Author : Frank Heinrich
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Release : 1977
File : 78 Pages
ISBN-13 : OSU:32435004761375


Access 2007 The Missing Manual

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Written from the ground up for this redesigned application, this guide will help readers design and maintain complete databases, search for valuable nuggets of information, and build attractive forms for quick-and-easy data entry.

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Genre : Computers
Author : Matthew MacDonald
Publisher : "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
Release : 2007
File : 753 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9780596527600


Statistical Methods And The Improvement Of Data Quality

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Statistical Methods and the Improvement of Data Quality contains the proceedings of The Small Conference on the Improvement of the Quality of Data Collected by Data Collection Systems, held on November 11-12, 1982, in Oak Ridge, Tennessee. The conference provided a forum for discussing the use of statistical methods to improve data quality, with emphasis on the problems of data collection systems and how to handle them using state-of-the-art techniques. Comprised of 16 chapters, this volume begins with an overview of some of the limitations of surveys, followed by an annotated bibliography on frames from which the probability sample is selected. The reader is then introduced to sample designs and methods for collecting data over space and time; response effects to behavior and attitude questions; and how to develop and use error profiles. Subsequent chapters focus on principles and methods for handling outliers in data sets; influence functions, outlier detection, and data editing; and application of pattern recognition techniques to data analysis. The use of exploratory data analysis as an aid in modeling and statistical forecasting is also described. This monograph is likely to be of primary benefit to students taking a general course in survey sampling techniques, and to individuals and groups who deal with large data collection systems and are constantly seeking ways to improve the overall quality of their data.

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Genre : Reference
Author : Tommy Wright
Publisher : Academic Press
Release : 2014-05-10
File : 378 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781483267470


Test Driven Development With Python

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By taking you through the development of a real web application from beginning to end, this hands-on guide demonstrates the practical advantages of test-driven development (TDD) with Python. You’ll learn how to write and run tests before building each part of your app, and then develop the minimum amount of code required to pass those tests. The result? Clean code that works. In the process, you’ll learn the basics of Django, Selenium, Git, jQuery, and Mock, along with current web development techniques. If you’re ready to take your Python skills to the next level, this book clearly demonstrates how TDD encourages simple designs and inspires confidence. Dive into the TDD workflow, including the unit test/code cycle and refactoring Use unit tests for classes and functions, and functional tests for user interactions within the browser Learn when and how to use mock objects, and the pros and cons of isolated vs. integrated tests Test and automate your deployments with a staging server Apply tests to the third-party plugins you integrate into your site Use a Continuous Integration environment to run your tests automatically

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Genre : Computers
Author : Harry Percival
Publisher : "O'Reilly Media, Inc."
Release : 2014-06-11
File : 500 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781449365172


Annual Book Of Astm Standards

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Genre : Materials
Author : ASTM International
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Release : 2003
File : 980 Pages
ISBN-13 : UIUC:30112081594886


Game Programming Using Qt Beginner S Guide

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A complete guide to designing and building fun games with Qt and Qt Quick 2 using associated toolsets About This Book Learn to create simple 2D to complex 3D graphics and games using all possible tools and widgets available for game development in Qt Understand technologies such as QML, Qt Quick, OpenGL, and Qt Creator, and learn the best practices to use them to design games Learn Qt with the help of many sample games introduced step-by-step in each chapter Who This Book Is For If you want to create great graphical user interfaces and astonishing games with Qt, this book is ideal for you. Any previous knowledge of Qt is not required, however knowledge of C++ is mandatory. What You Will Learn Install Qt on your system Understand the basic concepts of every Qt game and application Develop 2D object-oriented graphics using Qt Graphics View Build multiplayer games or add a chat function to your games with Qt's Network module Script your game with Qt Script Program resolution-independent and fluid UI using QML and Qt Quick Control your game flow as per the sensors of a mobile device See how to test and debug your game easily with Qt Creator and Qt Test In Detail Qt is the leading cross-platform toolkit for all significant desktop, mobile, and embedded platforms and is becoming more popular by the day, especially on mobile and embedded devices. Despite its simplicity, it's a powerful tool that perfectly fits game developers' needs. Using Qt and Qt Quick, it is easy to build fun games or shiny user interfaces. You only need to create your game once and deploy it on all major platforms like iOS, Android, and WinRT without changing a single source file. The book begins with a brief introduction to creating an application and preparing a working environment for both desktop and mobile platforms. It then dives deeper into the basics of creating graphical interfaces and Qt core concepts of data processing and display before you try creating a game. As you progress through the chapters, you'll learn to enrich your games by implementing network connectivity and employing scripting. We then delve into Qt Quick, OpenGL, and various other tools to add game logic, design animation, add game physics, and build astonishing UI for the games. Towards the final chapters, you'll learn to exploit mobile device features such as accelerators and sensors to build engaging user experiences. If you are planning to learn about Qt and its associated toolsets to build apps and games, this book is a must have. Style and approach This is an easy-to-follow, example-based, comprehensive introduction to all the major features in Qt. The content of each chapter is explained and organized around one or multiple simple game examples to learn Qt in a fun way.

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Genre : Computers
Author : Witold Wysota
Publisher : Packt Publishing Ltd
Release : 2016-01-29
File : 512 Pages
ISBN-13 : 9781782168881