It's not every day that a pirate -- and his talking penguin -- show up at the front door! But that's exactly what happens when Wilson's long-lost uncle comes to live with his family. Desperate Evil Wicked Bob and his sidekick, Captain Jack, are not ordinary houseguests. They're not ordinary anything. Uncle Pirate is having a spot of trouble adjusting to life on land. And Captain Jack wants to go to school to learn to read. Unfortunately, Very Elementary is as far from shipshape and Bristol fashion as a school could be. Until Uncle Pirate steps in, that is.... Set sail for a classroom adventure from mollymockery to mathematics in this story of a boy who has what every kid wants -- a pirate for an uncle.

A badly spelled message in a bottle addressed to Uncle Pirate appears at Wilson’s front door, and Mom starts baking bad news pie—this can’t be good. Uncle Pirate’s formerly mutinous crew is marooned on an island! Though Uncle Pirate is loyal to his new crew at Very Elementary, he cannot desert his old shipmates and sets off to find them. But when he doesn’t return, it’s Uncle Pirate who needs rescuing! Wilson, Captain Jack the penguin, Ms. Quern the school secretary, and sneaky Principal Purvis set off in a blimp to save the day in this rollicking read that’s ideal for adventurous young readers.

When Mary receives a mysterious letter, she knows it can only be from one person – Uncle Pete the Pirate! Join Mary and Zac on board Uncle Pete’s pirate boat, as they set sail in search of his missing crew. A charmingly illustrated adventure story with picture puzzles to involve the reader in the action. This is a highly illustrated ebook that can only be read on the Kindle Fire or other tablet.

UNCLE WIGGILY AND THE PIRATES is the 15th Uncle Wiggily picture book and contains 3 stories with 29 colour illustrations. The stories in this volume are UNCLE WIGGILY and the PIRATES or THE BOB CAT NEARLY SPOILED A NUTTING PARTY plus UNCLE WIGGILY AND NURSE JANE GATHER MAY FLOWERS. As with everything Uncle Wiggily gets involved in, each story is an engaging adventure in itself. Each story is short enough to be read to 3 to 5 year olds at bed time with bright, colourful images to keep children engaged throughout the story. UNCLE WIGGILY is an engaging elderly rabbit and is lame from rheumatism. Wherever he goes, he always relies on a red, white, and blue crutch—described as being "striped like a barber-pole", or, in later episodes, "his candy-striped walking cane", with spiral red and white striping like a peppermint candy stick.

Join Uncle Wiggily on another delightful journey through the whimsical world of Howard Roger Garis's beloved tales in "The Second Adventures of Uncle Wiggily: The Bunny Rabbit Gentleman and His Muskrat Lady Housekeeper." Follow the lovable Uncle Wiggily Longears, the kind-hearted bunny rabbit gentleman, and his devoted muskrat lady housekeeper, Nurse Jane Fuzzy Wuzzy, as they embark on new adventures filled with charm, wit, and heartwarming lessons. Howard Roger Garis spins enchanting stories where Uncle Wiggily encounters a host of colorful characters, from friendly animal friends to mischievous foes, each encounter brimming with humor and gentle wisdom. Whether outwitting the playful Bad Chizzwizzel Crow or helping the shy Little Flutterbudget Squirrel find courage, Uncle Wiggily's adventures are sure to entertain and inspire. Through Garis's endearing narratives, readers of all ages are invited to explore themes of kindness, bravery, and the joy of friendship. Each story unfolds with warmth and humor, creating a magical atmosphere where imagination thrives and life lessons are learned. "The Second Adventures of Uncle Wiggily" continues the legacy of Garis's beloved character with tales that spark imagination and foster a love for storytelling. With its timeless appeal and gentle humor, this collection is perfect for bedtime reading or sharing moments of joy with loved ones. Since its publication, Uncle Wiggily's adventures have charmed generations with their endearing characters and uplifting messages. Garis's ability to blend whimsy with valuable life lessons makes this book a cherished favorite among families and readers who appreciate the magic of storytelling. Rediscover the magic of childhood with "The Second Adventures of Uncle Wiggily: The Bunny Rabbit Gentleman and His Muskrat Lady Housekeeper" by Howard Roger Garis. Whether you're reliving fond memories or discovering these timeless tales for the first time, Uncle Wiggily's adventures promise to bring laughter, joy, and a touch of nostalgia. Don't miss your chance to join Uncle Wiggily and Nurse Jane on their enchanting escapades. Grab your copy now and immerse yourself in the heartwarming world of Howard Roger Garis's beloved characters.

Uncle John is back with the 36th annual Bathroom Reader, an all-new collection of entertaining articles that explore the weird and wonderful world we live in. In this 36th edition of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader, longtime fans and new readers alike will be astounded by a treasure trove of wonderfully weird (and true!) stories that explore the realms of pop culture, history, sports, science, and everyday folks, including the always popular misadventures of dumb crooks. Uncle John and his team at the Bathroom Readers’ Institute have reached into all corners of the world to bring you this all-new collection of entertaining and informative articles that include short reads for a quick trip to the throne room as well as longer page-turners for when you take an extended visit. You’ll also find a plethora of amusing lists, odd factoids, quotes, and quizzes that will tickle every trivia enthusiast’s fancy.

In 'The Curlytops and Their Pets; Or, Uncle Toby's Strange Collection' by Howard Roger Garis, readers are transported to a delightful world where siblings Teddy, Jan, and Trouble embark on adventures with their unusual pets. Garis' charming and engaging narrative style, filled with humor and heartwarming moments, captures the innocence and imagination of childhood. Set in the early 20th century, the book provides a nostalgic glimpse into a bygone era, highlighting the importance of family, friendship, and the wonders of nature. Through their playful escapades, the Curlytops learn valuable lessons about responsibility, compassion, and the joy of companionship. Howard Roger Garis, a prolific children's author known for his inventive storytelling and relatable characters, draws inspiration from his own experiences as a father and a lover of animals. His deep understanding of child psychology and his dedication to crafting entertaining yet educational tales shine through in this endearing book. 'The Curlytops and Their Pets' is a timeless classic that will enchant readers of all ages, making it a must-read for anyone seeking a heartwarming and wholesome story.

The twenty-eighth edition in the bestselling bathroom-reading series is jam-packed with 512 pages of absorbing trivia material. Uncle John gets a Factastic facelift for the twenty-eighth all-new edition of this beloved book series. All of Uncle John’s Bathroom Reader favorites are packed into these 512 glorious pages—from little-known history to the origins of everyday things—plus odd news, weird fads, quirky quotes, mind-bending science, head-scratching blunders, and all sorts of random oddities. Oh yeah, and thousands of incredible facts! Feel smarter (and a bit more dignified) as you settle into: • Weird Body Parts of the Rich and Famous • The Wild Man of Borneo • Cryptic Movie Titles Explained • “Pathological Generosity” and Other Real Medical Conditions • How to Perform CPR on Your Dog • When Postal Workers Go Rogue • Start Your Own Country! • Animals Under the Influence • Welcome to No Mans Land • The Mad Potter of Biloxi • Saved From the Trash: The “Lost Leonardo” • The Ten Longest Wars in History • Stomach-churning Food-Safety Mistakes • You Swallowed What? • Incredible Stories of Survival • The Case of the Stolen Bridge and Other Weird Crime Reports • And much, much more

With this volume filled with thousands of bizarrely fascinating facts, we’re on a roll! Is there any other single book in the universe with this many awesome tidbits of bite-sized information? Nope. And that’s a fact! At nearly 400 pages (with a handy index for your fact-seeking convenience), Wise Up! is a must-have for anyone who likes their information on the go. It’s organized into hundreds of topics—everything from sports and entertainment to word origins and science. Here are but a few of the facts awaiting you: * More women than men talk to their cars. * The melody for Nat King Cole’s 1954 hit “Smile” was composed by Charlie Chaplin. * Acid rain was first identified and named in 1852. * What is your buccal cavity? Your mouth. * There are no skunks in Newfoundland. * The average Super Bowl party has 18 people. * When dropped in water, a fresh egg will sink; a stale one won’t. * The average newborn baby spends 113 minutes a day crying. * Pepper was so valuable during Elizabethan times that it was sold by the grain. * Fossilized termite farts have been preserved in amber. And thousands more!