"Do you have an impossible dog? ... You may not know it but there are certain breeds that were developed to work independently. Those breeds, and mixes, include Hounds, Terriers, Northern Breeds, and Livestock Guardian dogs. If you have a Pigs Fly kind of dog you need to work with her independent nature not against it to get good manners and even high level performance." --Amazon.com.

When Pigs Fly is a book that intertwines a romantic killing spree with the release of oppression and tyranny on a stage that wraps around the world. This book depicts a super power that deceives and manipulates as they struggle to grasp power borrowed from very wealthy groups aiming to ruin the exceptional ism of America and all but stop the voting process. the characters are rich with personality and personal conflict and the story line is crisp and will make you laugh if you are not already crying.

When pigs fly and other children's stories is a collection of four short fairy tales for the inner child in all. In the story Bob the big Bottomed we follow Bob who is a somewhat lazy young man. Bob's unwillingly forced to take responsibility for himself. One day, a pixie knocks on his door and Bob's life is changed forever. The second story is When pigs fly. On a farm lives the young pig Kevin. Just as Bob, Kevin seems to be happy at his home. An inner yearning calls to him and when a bird crashes into his pigsty, his whole view of life is challenged. Beauty is in the Eye of the Beholder is the third story. Maisie's dog Beauty is dying and Maisie struggles to let go of her beloved friend. A dream will take Maisie and Beauty on a journey through the depths of Maisie's emotions. The last story is Cloud 9. We meet Peter who is an adventures soul. Peter meets a variety of different persons and races. His indominable spirit and kindness are really the nerve and heart of this humorous story.

As a gun is pointed in her direction, Maddie falls on the subway tracks - with the train in the tunnel only minutes away. Her spiky heel is caught. While she desperately tries to pull it free, her friends look down from the platform, frozen in shock. It is then that a tall man in a ball cap jumps down to save her. Although his face is in the shadows, there's no mistaking the pale green eyes that stare back at her in terror - they're just like her own - before all goes black ...

Can cows ride bicycles? Can pigs fly? Adventures of a young cow named Ralph, who will try anything for a shiny new bike. 3-6 yrs.

This book chronicles the various methods the author inadvertently employed trying to kill himself during his life. On the farm, evil machinery attempted to have their way with him on several occasions. Later, while recklessly operating old Triumph and Ducati motorcycles, he nearly did the deed to the consternation of the folks. As a state patrolman he almost allowed several insane motorists to complete the job left unfinished by the tractors and bikes. He was forced to chase armed psychopaths the wrong way on the freeway and jerked other motorists out their side window after they tried to run him down. Thirteen years of investigating fatal accidents convinced the author to seek a less gruesome line of work so he took up flying police aircraft instead. As a novice flight instructor the author was attacked in the cockpit by a crazed student pilot who put the plane into a spin. While flying state patrol planes he survived engine failures, dead stick landings, air-borne dog fights with drug runners, and icing encounters so severe he still has nightmares. Flying state personnel and governors in the state's turbo-prop and turbo-jet aircraft had some crazy moments too. Hauling prisoners and serial killers around the country forced the author to always keep his sidearm close by. A narrow escape from an inverted flat spin in an AT6 Texan was the scariest of all. He flew corporate jets after retirement and describes some hairy moments locating radio-collared elk while flying over the Olympic Mountains. Releasing sterile insects over Jamaica was exciting especially after several million of them escaped into the cockpit and tried to gag him one morning. He feels quite fortunate to have survived all the close calls.

An inspirational book of poetry and short stories. When Pigs Fly will have you laughing, crying and just about everything in between!

A collection of "Pearls Before Swine" comic strips by Stephan Pastis.

Introducing a supremely hilarious graphic novel featuring an unstoppable, super-swine hero who boldly fights for justice . . . in between taking mud baths and eating tasty sandwiches. Gary Yorkshire was your perfectly average, fuzzy pink pig who loved tasty sandwiches, video games, mud baths, and hanging out with his friends Carl the fish and Brooklyn the bat. Until one day . . . a radioactive bat bite gives him powers he never would have dreamed of! Inspired by his old Crimson Swine comics, Gary decides that he'll use his powers for good and becomes (drumroll) Batpig! Now he just needs a good zinger of a Batpig slogan, a spandex costume that flatters his rear end . . . and maybe a little advice about how in the world to defeat supervillains?

On Hero Day at school, Fitch decides to dress as his favorite hero: Timberwolf. But the rest of the class dresses up as Hyper Hog. At first Fitch is nervous, but when he and Chip team together to help a little girl, they realize that being a hero is not about what you wear.